The only thing that would make these captions better, is if they would be of super hot supportive men saying things that show how supportive they are of our infertility-related craziness, or how hot we are while checking the stretchiness of our cervical fluid. Or better yet, how sexy and attractive they find us, which makes them want to make love to us right here, right now, and not to try to make a baby, but for no other reason than they love us and want us. Now that would be the best porn of all!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/01/19/porn-for-pregnant-ladies_n_1213764.html
LOL! My favorites are the cankles and the "thinking you're hungry makes me sad."
ReplyDeleteI also LOL'd when you wrote "how hot we are while checking the stretchiness of our cervical fluid." *sigh*
In all seriousness, I distinctly remember the feeling of making love after finally deciding to quit trying for a baby after 4.5 years of infertility. It had been so long since sex didn't have a purpose. It was the most freeing thing ever! (Sorry, was that TMI since my husband is your cousin and all? haha!)
Never TMI in the world of infertility, all is fair game!
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